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  1. “You’re not going to shave for me?”

    I’m cringing like a psychopath. Is there a female version of the word “good guy”? Why would you change a distinguishing aspect of yourself for someone you haven’t met yet?

  2. That he told her all that was in his heart, and said to her, “There hath not come a rasor upon my head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother’s womb: if I be shaved, my power will depart from me, and I shall become poor, and I shall be like any other man.”

  3. Personally, I don’t have a mustache, but I don’t think there’s a girl alive who’s hot enough for me to make such a drastic shift before we even meet.

  4. “I know we just started talking and have never met in person, but you need to change a key aspect about yourself, physically, for us to meet,” why would anyone think? Yeah, because you’re a nobody in this man’s life right now, and guess what? That’s who you’re going to be for the rest of your life.

  5. It reminds me of a great album.

    “Well, there was once a guy who had a beard, but he shaved it off, and now he’s dead.
    And there was a girl who had a beard, and she begged her husband to shave it off, and now she’s dead.”

    The Beards – His beard has been shaved.

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