I’m cringing like a psychopath. Is there a female version of the word “good guy”? Why would you change a distinguishing aspect of yourself for someone you haven’t met yet?
That he told her all that was in his heart, and said to her, “There hath not come a rasor upon my head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother’s womb: if I be shaved, my power will depart from me, and I shall become poor, and I shall be like any other man.”
“I know we just started talking and have never met in person, but you need to change a key aspect about yourself, physically, for us to meet,” why would anyone think? Yeah, because you’re a nobody in this man’s life right now, and guess what? That’s who you’re going to be for the rest of your life.
“Well, there was once a guy who had a beard, but he shaved it off, and now he’s dead.
And there was a girl who had a beard, and she begged her husband to shave it off, and now she’s dead.”
Amen, sibling.
That quote, I’m sure, came from George Washington.
“You’re not going to shave for me?”
I’m cringing like a psychopath. Is there a female version of the word “good guy”? Why would you change a distinguishing aspect of yourself for someone you haven’t met yet?
lmao lmao lmao lmao lm
That he told her all that was in his heart, and said to her, “There hath not come a rasor upon my head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother’s womb: if I be shaved, my power will depart from me, and I shall become poor, and I shall be like any other man.”
Personally, I don’t have a mustache, but I don’t think there’s a girl alive who’s hot enough for me to make such a drastic shift before we even meet.
The audacity of this b…. harry potter and the audacity of this b….
“However, I still get my way.”
“I know we just started talking and have never met in person, but you need to change a key aspect about yourself, physically, for us to meet,” why would anyone think? Yeah, because you’re a nobody in this man’s life right now, and guess what? That’s who you’re going to be for the rest of your life.
Abe Lincoln was the sixteenth president of the United States. What do you think he was thinking as he grew the beard while in office?
###lmao lmao lmao lm
Unless he has a code, a man isn’t any kind of man. Omar –
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Every sentence makes me chuckle, and both of them make me cringe.
It reminds me of a great album.
“Well, there was once a guy who had a beard, but he shaved it off, and now he’s dead.
And there was a girl who had a beard, and she begged her husband to shave it off, and now she’s dead.”
The Beards – His beard has been shaved.
*not at all
I assume this was discussed in American history 101.