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  1. **zwEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. I mentioned it in a post regarding insect population decline, but I haven’t heard from these guys in a few years. These jerks used to keep me awake at night, but now they make me miss them.

  3. This is amusing, but the noise is made by plates on their abdomens, so if they wanted to sip coffee, they could still create noise.

  4. This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon in which a scientist invents a helmet that allows him to understand dog language, and when he puts it on, all of the dogs in the area go “Hey!” ‘Hey!’ ‘Hey!’ ‘Hey!’ ‘Hey!’

  5. These cicadas, in my opinion, appear more like flies than cicadas. Cicadas, like bed bugs, have piercing and sucking mouthparts, so they’d probably utilize that as a straw instead. Cicadas also have two pairs of wings rather than just one!

  6. In Ohio, where they are currently swarming, I drive a lot.

    I don’t hear them very often, but if I’m traveling through back roads in wooded regions, there are a slew of them attempting to kamikaze my truck.

    They generate audible thuds and large splats as they hit the windshield.

  7. The sound of cicadas is one of my favorite sounds. From a safe distance.

    When I was on my porch, a cicada screamed like a fucking demonic banshee on fire and flew around at the speed of light, attempting to batter me with his 50 caliber body. For the rest of my life, I’ll never forget the terrors of that night.

  8. Cicadas do not consume food. They mate, live for a brief period of time, and then die. Their lives are primarily spent underground, much as a dragonfly’s are primarily spent underwater.

  9. During cicada season, I make sure to bring a kennel leash with me; the last time they were around, I was working at a kennel and became an expert at whipping them out of the air. This time, I’m thinking about getting a tennis racket and a “A-salt” rifle.

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