I asked for a ridiculous quantity of a seasoning that I like with my doordash order, and I wasn’t at all disappointed by the glorious human being that fulfilled my request.



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  1. I’m originally from Texas, but now reside in South Carolina. We don’t have a chicken express in our region :(. Will you marry me so that I could return to that place and enjoy it once more?

  2. I placed an order from Taco Bell with the mild sauce packet as my only request. There were probably about 20 in the bag when I opened it. When I requested extra bbq sauce from McDonald’s, I was told that I would have to pay for it, and it still only came with a single packet of bbq.

    Some areas are shadier than others when it comes to handing out freebies.

  3. You’ve just made me crave chicken express! When I return to Texas at the end of the month, you’ll be one of the first places I see.

  4. E! Chicken! Heart disease necessitates this kind of serendipity. You can order a bottle from their website, but chances are you won’t need it all…or will you?

  5. 16 ounces of gravy? What the frickin’ frickin’ frickin’ f For 7 tenders, 1 pint of gravy is appropriate. That’s half a pint, two cups, and ninety-five teaspoons! But it’s just 0.0028 of a British barrel, so it’s fine.

  6. I’m not sure if this seasoning is any good, but I’m curious enough to order some online. What should it be used for? Chicken, I’m guessing

  7. The 7 chicken tenders with a pound of gravy are more of a problem for me.

    And by worried, I mean that I wish I had one of these in my neighborhood.

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