I shall respect your wishes Mr Duck





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  1. The neighbors will be irritated by my constant jerking off into the duck pond.

    “But I’m just feeding my seed to the ducks!”

  2. Due to this, I tried feeding some ducks lettuce instead of bread. The ducks were adamant about not eating lettuce. They did, however, consume the bread.

  3. I’m not sure if bread has worked over the last 30-40 years.

    A few months ago, I saw an rspca lady on the news saying that bread is better than no food at all, the seed is preferred, but don’t worry about it.

  4. We were unable to feed the ducks bread due to a nearby lake closure, and a number of ducks died as a result. We are now able to feed them bread once more.

  5. Bitches, how are you?

    Please don’t just hand me Weed.

    That isn’t what I need.

    Give me some cocaine,

    I’ll make you choke if you don’t comply, or I’ll make you choke.

    ​​​&#

    The Geese have signed this letter.

  6. It’s a little dubious that one or more ducks typed all of that into a word processor, printed it, and affixed it there to be seen.

    Why not make a clear appeal to their fellow ducks? Since they seem to understand English well enough to type signs aimed at humans.

  7. Since no one had asked, I wanted to change the poem’s meter.

    Please don’t feed us bread.

    And it would put us to death.

    Simply sow the seed for us.

    And that is exactly what we require.

  8. Ducks, I’m writing to you. Duck bread is available in the better feed shops. It’s in the shape of a loaf and looks just like bread! It does, however, contain meal worms and other foods that ducks can consume. Instruct the humans to make use of it.

  9. They requested that we stop feeding them food, and as a result, people stopped feeding them bread, and they went hungry. Then came the signs that said it was easier to feed them bread than to let them die. The moral of the story is that you can do anything you want because we’ll all be dead in 20 years.

  10. Yes, bread is extremely harmful to ducks. With the exception of the duck behind my door, I fed bread every day for the past nine years. Downvote, downvote, downvote, downvote, downvote, downvote, downvot

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