I went to a bridal shower and they handed out cards to write advice to the newlyweds…



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  1. “You’re not married until you have sex in every room in the house,” my grandmother declared after my brother married. She’s 83 now.

  2. That was the single friend who had failed at four previous marriages and was trying to stay relevant in the lives of her now married pals by being hilarious. She’ll die alone, believing that her advice is the greatest.

  3. Ha! I anonymously wrote “Remember Oral is not just the name on your toothbrush” at my friend’s wedding. They remarked it was their favorite card six months later. It’s going to be a long-term relationship.

  4. My boss and his wife put one in after I got married that said, “Never argue with your clothes on.” But, hey, they’re still married, and their oldest child is nearly my age. Probably not a bad piece of advise.

  5. Couldn’t help but notice every “R” is capitalised no matter where in the word it falls.

    I work with a woman who does this with the letter “A”.

    I don’t seem to be able to get away from it.

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