I can’t confirm this, but one of the guards I worked with used to be a 911 dispatcher. He said that one night, two night watchmen working at buildings across the street from each other called the cops on each other because they saw something “suspicious” on the other building in the middle of the night while looking out the window.
We’ve all seen the horror movies, right? It’s always the obnoxious security guard who dies. You must do everything possible to ensure that this is not the case.
I’ve worked with people like this before, and they’re fucking special.
Motherfucker, you’ve been surprised.
Some would say that this is a ruse.
And that’s how I met your mother.
I can’t confirm this, but one of the guards I worked with used to be a 911 dispatcher. He said that one night, two night watchmen working at buildings across the street from each other called the cops on each other because they saw something “suspicious” on the other building in the middle of the night while looking out the window.
The rhythm of their tapping became so familiar that I assumed it was going to be a rickroll.
I know we’re not supposed to consider anything as shallow as someone’s presence on Reddit, but – awe, hell – she’s a CUTIE.
Only start shooting!
I know this isn’t in the background of the meme, but isn’t she the sweet home firefighter lady?
This looked like it was going to be a Rick Roll. Whoever wishes to make it is welcome.
We’ve all seen the horror movies, right? It’s always the obnoxious security guard who dies. You must do everything possible to ensure that this is not the case.
I was expecting a rickroll. I’m now frustrated.
This was done to me in Disneyland’s horror house by some random old Asian guy.
What a strange word to use out of context.
What would Securitas preparation entail?
The orange tip is also pretty cool.
Neither of those people seem to be police officers to me!
I couldn’t help but laugh.