Mars Needs Moneymakers



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  1. Hello, my name is Danby, and thank you for taking the time to read my comic!

    Since you’ll be in the seat for seven months, you’ll want to upgrade your leg space.

  2. A cleaning work on Mars is infinitely more rewarding and purposeful than a cleaning job here in the United States.

    On Mars, if you mess up cleaning, colonies will perish.

  3. That’s not going to happen. On Mars, you’ll be living in a small, windowless underground cave with strict rationing of water, food, fuel, and air. People would always have to do crappy work, however.

  4. I enjoy SciFi books that depict this, but they totally neglect the fact that a single individual might easily destroy the entire colony. Don’t irritate the people who keep an eye on you as you sleep…

  5. “In the Off-world colonies, a new beginning awaits you. The opportunity to start over in a golden land brimming with opportunity and adventure…”

  6. * * * * * * “These pathetic scumbags. They all think they’re going to be captains of industry when they arrive in Rapture, but they forget that someone has to clean the toilets.” *
    Frank Fontaine (Frank Fontaine)

  7. Please add me to the list. I’m in desperate need of adventure, and at the very least, my name will go down in history as one of the first to perish on this rock. If you haven’t found it out yet, Earth is a jail for us. Just because you’ve become as used to living here as Red from Shawshank Redemption, doesn’t mean we all are… fuck this world and fuck you.

  8. It’s getting worse.

    You wouldn’t have to pay for a trip to Mars, according to Elon Musk. When you arrive, you’ll have to pay for it with your labor.

    This is referred to as indentured servitude.

    *****

    Elon, a white South African, wants to bring slavery back, and everyone is in support of the “man.”

  9. Consider what it would be like to be at the bottom of the human hierarchy when our solar system has 1 trillion people. The crippling weight of egocentrism would turn the current social-caste hellworld into idealized fantasy scenarios.

  10. Arguably his quality of life will be even lower living on Mars. Not only will he have a crap job he will have to live under a dome for the rest of his life.

  11. In Artemis, Andy Weir wrote,

    “Do you think J. Worthalot Richbastard III is going to clean his own toilet?”

    Working-class people will be needed on Mars as well.

  12. Don’t forget that the work on Mars also requires modern indentured servitude to pay for the flight, according to Musk.

  13. At least before Musk’s time, people will never get there.
    People would wonder whether he would have brought them to Mars if he died. These Musktits have gotten to me.

  14. I’m not sure if I’d rather be a janitor on Mars or on Earth. The issue is that no one would have arrived on Mars by then.

  15. In my hometown, a well-known and published poet works as a janitor. Many rich people, in my experience, just believe that the working class does what they do because they lack skills.

    The fact that capitalism devalues art and poetry does not negate their importance in life.

  16. And since there is no minimum wage on Mars, Elon will pay him $6.90 an hour!!! Elon is just like us!!! Nice it’s the epic sex number!!!

  17. I’m not sure why Mars appeals to me in the first place. Why would anyone want to go to a desolate hellhole like that when they live in such a beautiful place as Earth?

  18. ngl bro I’d prefer a janitor job on Mars to a janitor job on Earth…by a long shot.

    Imagine having to wash a genetically modified dog’s feces off the floor before gazing at Olympus Mons. Then, all of a sudden, you die from an overabundance of radiation.

    IS HE SMILING IF I MENTION HIS FUCKING OPTIMISM IN THE ROCKET?

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