I was taken aback when I saw this on because I know exactly where it is. During my second year of university, I lived in the first house you see at the beginning of the video.
Is it just me, or does this sound oddly scripted? It’s more like guerilla marketing for a television pilot. It’s ridiculous how clear their voices are.
There was a pope who thought cats were demonic, and his nearly complete eradication of cats in Europe aided the spread of the plague. Since then, cats have been retaliating against us.
Cats have it made. Dogs are content to stay at home and do dog things, while cats are free to roam whenever and wherever they want and get up to mischief like this.
Why is it that the fact that this is a hoax offends so many people? Why does it matter whether it’s real or not? It’s cute, and it made me smile, so why does it matter if it’s real or not?
I’m in desperate need of a dog collar camera right now. He went missing for two days, and I’d love to hear about his adventures, such as battling alligators.
Is it true that they got their teeth back? Was he able to eat the rest of his sausage roll on the sidewalk? Why can’t we eat on the sidewalk? Which is better: Greggs or Pound Bakery?
I really want this to be true, but it’s not; no British person actually talks like that for that long, and no one has a problem with sausage rolls being consumed on the street. Nonetheless, it’s amusing.
Catsard, catsard!
Now that I know collar cams exist, I’ll have to avoid saying hello and waving at random cats.
I was taken aback when I saw this on because I know exactly where it is. During my second year of university, I lived in the first house you see at the beginning of the video.
Is it just me, or does this sound oddly scripted? It’s more like guerilla marketing for a television pilot. It’s ridiculous how clear their voices are.
That ‘thing’ doesn’t move like a cat at all.
Setup is complete.
Stupid little castard
There was a pope who thought cats were demonic, and his nearly complete eradication of cats in Europe aided the spread of the plague. Since then, cats have been retaliating against us.
Cats have it made. Dogs are content to stay at home and do dog things, while cats are free to roam whenever and wherever they want and get up to mischief like this.
It’s possible it’s connected to this cat jerk:
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Was it a Scouse who said that?
I believe you’ve just created a new found footage film genre.
Bruh, there’s no way this is real; it sounds like something out of a movie or something.
I know, it could have been shortened to “cat mustard,” but I think “cat bastard” is a better fit.
A S T A R D C A S T A R D C A S T A R D C
This 9000 percent is like something out of a Monty Python sketch.
God bless the United Kingdom.
Screenwriting is a 10/10. Exceptionally well-crafted dialogue.
Heavy footsteps can be heard from that cat.
You can see the cat stick his middle paw out and say go F yourself as it runs away if you slow it down and look as it turns around.
Why is it that the fact that this is a hoax offends so many people? Why does it matter whether it’s real or not? It’s cute, and it made me smile, so why does it matter if it’s real or not?
Oh my goodness, I had no idea cat cams existed; this is fantastic.
That was pure neutral chaos.
T E E T H???????????????????????????????????????????????? Please don’t mind if I do.
I’m in desperate need of a dog collar camera right now. He went missing for two days, and I’d love to hear about his adventures, such as battling alligators.
Denture Grand Theft
The British Isles are a ridiculous place to visit.
I’ve heard of pussy cams, but they don’t seem to be the same on p0rnHub.
I remake dentures for people for three reasons as a dentist…
1) They were washed away in the surf.
2) They were inebriated and puked in the bathroom…
3) They were captured by the shepherd. They make the best chew toys for some reason.
I’ve never remade one since “the cat got it!” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This is utterly British.
Is it true that they got their teeth back? Was he able to eat the rest of his sausage roll on the sidewalk? Why can’t we eat on the sidewalk? Which is better: Greggs or Pound Bakery?
Jaws clenched!
It’s a funny skit, but why on earth would you claim ownership or be a part of it? sigh
You realize you could easily transform this into a show, right?
Oh, come on, this badly acted video has been haunting me all day.
Even if it’s a hoax, it raises an important issue: people eating sausage rolls on the highway. We’re barbarians, aren’t we?
You’d have to be a complete moron to believe this was real.
This is the most phony video I’ve ever seen.
So phony.
What is it about the United Kingdom that makes it so recognizable? There’s no need for sound.
Fantastic! I’m not a cat owner; is it a bad idea to feed someone else’s cat? Since you don’t know if it follows a specific diet, I believe it does.
That cat is a professional performer. Don’t take anything you see here at face value.
Castard is a character in the novel Castard
For something that just happened, there’s a lot of exposition here.
Which do you prefer: your friend or yourself? You posted it twice, the first time it was yours and now it’s your friend’s?
Castard, Castard!! ,,,,,,,,,, That’s the one I’m going to use.
“Ahh, you silly sausage, you dropped your teeth!” “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don’t care if it’s a hoax; I prefer to believe it’s true. My morning was made only by imagining a small cat doing this. It’s lovely.
A cat cam is something I’d like to have.
This is so phony and staged.
Did he name the cat a “Castard,” or did I misunderstand the subtitles?
That’s epic in any case.
It’s odd that the cat’s footsteps resemble those of a size 9…
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I was shocked to learn that a cat-cam could capture audio.
The shoes on that cat are extremely loud.
Isn’t it true that no one believes this?
This is complete nonsense in my opinion.
I really want this to be true, but it’s not; no British person actually talks like that for that long, and no one has a problem with sausage rolls being consumed on the street. Nonetheless, it’s amusing.
Stupid sausage. A new affront.
Your “castard” escaped with her teeth.
The acting in this is flawless.
If it was genuine or staged, it made me laugh, and I now know about collar cams, so it’s a win-win situation for me.
You’re allowed to wear collar cams?
hm, listens to it without the audio: Those houses have a distinct British feel to them. I suppose I’ll never know.
Listens to music: They are, after all, British.
They aren’t scousers.