Not that I asked him to anyways



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  1. One morning, JWs came to my door and asked if I had been rescued. I told him if he dropped off those little pamphlets on his way out of my driveway, he might save me a trip to the garbage can.

  2. I liked the part where he learned he has superpowers and can swim very quickly under water, communicate with dolphins, and shit. Or it’s possible that I’m misinterpreting something.

  3. If you don’t believe in Jesus or the concept of God, can “Jesus die for your sins” be applied to you because you don’t believe in sin?

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