[NSFW] my friend is currently staying with his parents in a small place where everyone knows everyone and asked me to send him some training shirt… 😏



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  1. When I used to send money to my friend’s bank account, I’d call it something new every time, like “RedTube Refund” or “Chocolate Penis,” which he thought was funny until he had to print off bank statements for a loan lmao.

  2. Strokes per minute of 700?! If you don’t use any military-grade lubricant on this imaginary thing, you’re going to get the mother of all double-ended Indian burns right there on the pee pee.

  3. Just so you know, whatever you used to redact his name isn’t opaque and didn’t do a good job with it. At least on my computer, it can be read clearly.

  4. I once sent something similar to a friend, labeled Vintage Porn Collection and Accessories, and addressed it to him but as his conservative/religious parents’ home. The result was hilarity.

  5. Do you aspire to be a true friend? Follow my lead. Put lube in their carry-on luggage while visiting friends from out of town. The more bizarre, the better. But it has to be more than 3 ounces. I’ve seen him pulled out of line with Bacon Lube on several occasions, always followed up with a phone call to me after he’d cleared security.

  6. It’s pure evil!

    Then, give him custom printed golf balls with his cellphone number and the phrase “if found, send dick pic.” Give him a sleeve, but inform him that the minimum order was a gross.

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