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  1. ITT: People who believe all cats are killer assholes and have no idea how to teach a kitten to act properly.

    We have two cats, and we taught them not to do this or some other stupid nonsense when they were kittens.

  2. I’m dying to see if, after being startled, it decides to hop on the long-haired person’s head and say “Fuck you specifically.” Often, as a generous cat, it gives the guy a bit of the ol’ what for on the way out with the back paws to the chest.

  3. Argh. At night, our old tabby used to do this to me. I could hear his feet scurrying back and forth on the shelf beside my bunk. Then he’d jump on my head as if it were a ball in which to pay. It was driving me insane. Despite the fact that it disrupted my bedroom’s air circulation, I eventually learned to shut the door at night so he couldn’t get in.

  4. Cat aficionados: I adore cats! They’re adorable and make excellent pets!

    *Scratches the fuck out of your face*, says the cat.

    I, too, am a mad animal lover: I adore kitties! They’re adorable and make excellent pets!

    The moral of the story is that cats are jerks. You wouldn’t let this individual or any other pet live with you if they did this to you when you were sleeping. You’d call them a jerk and throw them out.

  5. Thankfully, my Fergie, who had always slept with me, just nibbled on my thumb and licked my face in the mornings to wake me up, as a way of asking me to let her out of the room to do her thing. To this day, he is the love of my life.

  6. I once stayed at a friend’s apartment, where he had about 5 cats. It was like a circus from around 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. All night long, those damn cats chased each other and jumped around. I didn’t get a single wink of sleep. At one point, I even started chasing them around.

  7. My cat doesn’t like to zoom around in the middle of the night. If he does, it means there’s a bat in the area, which is a pain. But for some reason, he was there one night and ran across my head, using his claws for traction near my right ear, and gashed me. 3 6″ gashes on the side of my head, blood all over my pillow and sheets.

  8. Either the cat is ill or the camera’s timer is set incorrectly. Cat normally does this at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., 3:30 a.m., and 5 a.m.

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