This is what I despise about bars and restaurants where drinking alcohol takes precedence over having a healthy meal!!!
People get enraged, begin fighting with others, lose control of themselves, and are often rude to the workers!
It’s even worse when you have to rely on certain methods to keep the place “clean.”
“You’re too drunk to be here” wasn’t on the list, which surprised me. When I served as a bouncer, it was by far the most common excuse I had to throw people out.
Years earlier, my best friend had a fake ID. It was a genuine ID, but it didn’t look anything like hers. I remember being furious when the bouncers let her in and then sat there grilling me – with my real ID – about when I last dyed my hair and other such questions.
Just once have I been ejected from a bar due to the actions of a friend. Our relatively sober group of five was thrown out after two of our friends began fucking in the men’s toilet.
I was celebrating my 31st birthday at a pub, completely cocked, when the bartender made me a birthday card that read, “Happy birthday, you are shut off.” It’s the only time I’ve ever been turned off. The card was saved. It was just a sweet, non-disruptive way of doing things. And he was absolutely correct; I was fucked.
Nowadays, kids simply log on to the internet, upload a picture from their phone, and BOOM! A forged driver’s license arrived in the mail. One of the ones I saw even had a working mag strip on the back, but it was a complete forgery.
One of the reasons I enjoy working in the alcohol industry is because of this. Can respectfully inform others that they are unable to be served and must depart. The third time, there’s a lot of cursing.
In my “less ethical” days, I would simply tell them that the State / Local PD pays me $40 for each fake ID, but that I would sell it to them for $20 and send them on their way.
Every night, I normally doubled my shift pay of $40.
86 years old?
This is what I despise about bars and restaurants where drinking alcohol takes precedence over having a healthy meal!!!
People get enraged, begin fighting with others, lose control of themselves, and are often rude to the workers!
It’s even worse when you have to rely on certain methods to keep the place “clean.”
Where is the checkbox for “the bartender is a jerk and cut me off despite the fact that I’m clearly fine”?
“You smell too sweet, and it’s distracting our female bartenders who are of legal drinking age.”
Okay, that’s perfect. I’m just going to have my own bar. For blackjack, of course! Hookers, too!
I’d frame one of these if I had one.
Because: You HAAAAAADDD!!!! Your only drink was spilled.
You are welcome to return: When you’re not in such a CLUMSY mood!
Thank you so much, and FUCK OFF!!!!
“You’re too drunk to be here” wasn’t on the list, which surprised me. When I served as a bouncer, it was by far the most common excuse I had to throw people out.
Ubedrivers should have these on hand at all times.
Years earlier, my best friend had a fake ID. It was a genuine ID, but it didn’t look anything like hers. I remember being furious when the bouncers let her in and then sat there grilling me – with my real ID – about when I last dyed my hair and other such questions.
Those drunk people would be furious with you right now if they could still read.
Just once have I been ejected from a bar due to the actions of a friend. Our relatively sober group of five was thrown out after two of our friends began fucking in the men’s toilet.
It’s good that your local bar has protection.
When I kick guys out, I simply explain why and shove them out, but that doesn’t happen very often.
In so many places of industry, this should be the norm.
Thank you so much, and now go fuck yourself.
I was celebrating my 31st birthday at a pub, completely cocked, when the bartender made me a birthday card that read, “Happy birthday, you are shut off.” It’s the only time I’ve ever been turned off. The card was saved. It was just a sweet, non-disruptive way of doing things. And he was absolutely correct; I was fucked.
The only reason I’ve ever been thrown out of bars is because I’m not present. Is douchebaggery going to cover it?
Nowadays, kids simply log on to the internet, upload a picture from their phone, and BOOM! A forged driver’s license arrived in the mail. One of the ones I saw even had a working mag strip on the back, but it was a complete forgery.
As soon as I finish this paperwork, you’ll be 86’ed.
One of the reasons I enjoy working in the alcohol industry is because of this. Can respectfully inform others that they are unable to be served and must depart. The third time, there’s a lot of cursing.
In my “less ethical” days, I would simply tell them that the State / Local PD pays me $40 for each fake ID, but that I would sell it to them for $20 and send them on their way.
Every night, I normally doubled my shift pay of $40.
“With a rager, creepily looking at of-age ladies.”
“Joey Chestnut, you’re eating your burger like a dollar store Joey.”
It reminds me of those cards that say, “Pay attention, you parked like a fool.”
“Thank you and: Go Fuck Yourself” has a poetic quality to it.
I’m only ever kicked out because I pass out after crossing a certain threshold; I’m curious if I’d get a leaflet.
Is Joe Pesci the owner of that establishment?
What does it mean when you say, “we’ve been looking for an excuse to 86 you”?
I’m curious as to how Ron White’s slip felt.
That is required for all businesses and stores, not just bars.
I’m going to say douchebag, never, and fuck yourself.