Slip given out at one of my local bars if security kicks someone out.



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  1. This is what I despise about bars and restaurants where drinking alcohol takes precedence over having a healthy meal!!!
    People get enraged, begin fighting with others, lose control of themselves, and are often rude to the workers!
    It’s even worse when you have to rely on certain methods to keep the place “clean.”

  2. Because: You HAAAAAADDD!!!! Your only drink was spilled.

    You are welcome to return: When you’re not in such a CLUMSY mood!

    Thank you so much, and FUCK OFF!!!!

  3. “You’re too drunk to be here” wasn’t on the list, which surprised me. When I served as a bouncer, it was by far the most common excuse I had to throw people out.

  4. Years earlier, my best friend had a fake ID. It was a genuine ID, but it didn’t look anything like hers. I remember being furious when the bouncers let her in and then sat there grilling me – with my real ID – about when I last dyed my hair and other such questions.

  5. Just once have I been ejected from a bar due to the actions of a friend. Our relatively sober group of five was thrown out after two of our friends began fucking in the men’s toilet.

  6. It’s good that your local bar has protection.

    When I kick guys out, I simply explain why and shove them out, but that doesn’t happen very often.

  7. I was celebrating my 31st birthday at a pub, completely cocked, when the bartender made me a birthday card that read, “Happy birthday, you are shut off.” It’s the only time I’ve ever been turned off. The card was saved. It was just a sweet, non-disruptive way of doing things. And he was absolutely correct; I was fucked.

  8. Nowadays, kids simply log on to the internet, upload a picture from their phone, and BOOM! A forged driver’s license arrived in the mail. One of the ones I saw even had a working mag strip on the back, but it was a complete forgery.

  9. One of the reasons I enjoy working in the alcohol industry is because of this. Can respectfully inform others that they are unable to be served and must depart. The third time, there’s a lot of cursing.

  10. In my “less ethical” days, I would simply tell them that the State / Local PD pays me $40 for each fake ID, but that I would sell it to them for $20 and send them on their way.

    Every night, I normally doubled my shift pay of $40.

  11. “With a rager, creepily looking at of-age ladies.”

    “Joey Chestnut, you’re eating your burger like a dollar store Joey.”

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