Those hippos are fast!



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  1. I love how everyone on feels compelled to explain why this joke isn’t accurate. What the hell is going on here, people? It made me laugh out loud.

  2. The distances involved and the time of day are also factors. Hippos can’t swim; instead, they sink to the bottom and run, therefore they could perish in a long-distance swim. Furthermore, they don’t sweat, therefore covering 5-10 miles quickly on land would be difficult due to heat exhaustion.

  3. Before you even got on the bike, you’d be dead.

    I’ll race you, but only if we start with the bike and finish with the swim.

    Is that it?

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