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  1. A mother and her baby boarded an airliner. She was crying because the man next to her said her baby was unattractive. The worried flight attendant approached me and urged, “Just sit back and relax, ma’am. I’ll grab you a cup of coffee and a banana for your monkey to cheer you up “..

  2. That’s why southern ladies coined the phrase “well bless their little heart.” That’s code for ‘raise this kid strong, cause that face is gonna make life tough for the little gremlin.’

  3. My mother’s code term for unattractive babies is priceless. After a family member found out, they’re all waiting to see if she’ll say precious the first time she sees a new baby!

  4. Hospitals used to be able to abbreviate things in paper charts to warn the next person entering the room after they finished reviewing the chart. If there was FAS or any unusual disease, “FLK” stood for Funny Looking Kid so that the next person wouldn’t react in front of a family member.

  5. Our firstborn was just adorable. We had a 10lb 4oz monster daughter a few months ago, and when the doctors and nurses left the room, we both admitted that we felt our child was really unattractive. Things have been looking up when her head recovered a human shape two days later.

  6. But you know what? Babies aren’t all that ugly. Korean children. The cutest human newborns are Korean babies. Go ahead and have a look at one.

  7. When I see an unattractive infant, I just tell the parent, “Your baby looks just like you!”

    The majority of people see that as a complement.

  8. I told my sister when she had her kids that I was delighted they were cute because I’d have a hard time lying to her if they weren’t.

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