You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.



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  1. If you want to’miss’ a squirrel, don’t swerve. They’ll take off on their own.

    If you swerve, you put yourself in danger, and I’d wager that half of the time you’ll swerve directly in the direction they want to leap.

  2. I’m not familiar with the idea of pledging a life debt to someone who was the one who threatened you in the first place. However, it’s likely that squirrels follow a somewhat different code of chivalry than I did. More power to him, though; knighted mammal material is hard to come by these days.

  3. It’s not a joke. An armoured squirrel throwing acorns and bouncing bullets will be an intimidating foe. You’d have no chance climbing your leg and snipping at your heel.

  4. To make yourself look cool, did you really just crop the text out of the picture and type it in the title? Is it true that you did that? You unoriginal walnut, enjoy your internet points.

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